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I imagine many of you saw the title and shook your head in agreement and might have even said \u201cstraight facts\u201d under your breath. I actually didn\u2019t plan to write this piece. I was one and done with The Liberals That Cried Black Lives Matter<\/a>. However, my new work situation gave birth to this article because…you guessed it, I work with Karens. Now our understanding of \u201cthe Karen\u201d in a more general sense is the white woman who weaponizes her whiteness in an attempt to threaten and intimidate black people into submitting to the \u201call-powerful white supremacy\u201d. The workplace Karen is slightly different, but not by much. She\u2019s not trying to literally murder YOU for disobeying her…just your career. For this discussion, we\u2019ll be speaking specifically about co-workers, as corporate superiors are a whole other pandora\u2019s box for another discussion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Before we get into it, let\u2019s be clear about one thing, WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS KNOW WHAT THEY\u2019RE DOING. These people are born, raised and trained by both their families and society to believe they are superior to black folks in any and all facets of life. Anyone telling you or who has told you differently, is a fool, a coon<\/a> or both. Point blank PERIOD. Brandi Suttles wrote about this in her piece \u201cA Notice to Workplace Karens<\/a>\u201d, on Medium. (Sidenote: If you can ignore her cringe-worthy use of \u2018BIPOC\u2019 over simply saying \u2018Black\u2019, there\u2019s good content in the article.) It points out the power dynamic white people expect in the workplace when dealing with Black co-workers. Now in her situation, she was the experienced employee trying to help a new white employee. In my situation, I\u2019m the new employee, having previous office experience, with a white co-worker whose ONLY office experience is where we\u2019re working now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n My workplace Karen #1(we\u2019ll name her WK1) has been in our department the longest of any other employee(3.5 years), but has never held an office job outside of the organization (her previous work was at a statewide-only supermarket chain as a cashier). She brings a lot to the table in terms of understanding the organizational processes due to her long tenure. So in an environment with extremely high turnover, she\u2019s become, haphazardly, invaluable. However, in working with her these last 2 months, WK1 is not the most operationally efficient employee. She does twice as much work when half as much will do. I\u2019ve made suggestions to help streamline things and she has \u201cfifty-leven\u201d excuses for why it won\u2019t or can\u2019t work. <\/p>\n\n\n\n None of which are impressive or strong points mind you, especially considering the departmental and, more to the point, organizational mantra is \u201cWe don\u2019t get paid enough to care.\u201d So if you don\u2019t get paid enough to care, then the least you can do for yourself is make your workday easier while you\u2019re here for the 40 hours you\u2019re exchanging for pay. But let\u2019s face it, the real issue was SHE didn\u2019t think of any of it. Meanwhile, in her little troglodytic brain, she\u2019s thinking \u201cThis black chick has been here for 5 mins, coming in here trying to change things. Who the hell does she think she is?\u201d What I THINK is that it\u2019s obvious I\u2019m more innovative and solutions-driven than you are, but I digress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n So without any further ado, let\u2019s begin with the microaggressions. For those not hip, microaggressions are little seemingly innocent questions, comments, quips that white people say for nefarious purposes like: make us look stupid and incompetent, or fish out information to see \u201cwhat kind of black person we are.\u201d The wizardry of it all, is that these statements are disguised as absent-minded enough where the average joe who isn\u2019t proficient in the art of white supremacy\u2019s microaggressions would blow it off and suspect the white person \u201cdidn\u2019t mean anything by it.\u201d It starts as soon as you\u2019re hired and you walk into the office to say Good Morning. Up until now, you might have thought they were the simple get to know you questions…but ah ah ahhh what did we say? WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS KNOW WHAT THEY\u2019RE DOING. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Asking about your educational background? Yeah they\u2019re trying to size you up to see if you\u2019re smarter than them or if, in their mind, you\u2019re \u201cqualified\u201d for the same job or higher, than them. Asking you what kind of music you listen to? This is not for commonality purposes. They want to know how much \u201cblack music\u201d you listen to because this information will determine for them how \u201cghetto\u201d you are. Asking questions about your family, they want to know if you fit the stereotypical broken-home-raised-black person. There are others, like asking you about certain black athletes or pop culture black celebrities that might be in the news for one thing or another (Think OJ, Cosby, Kanye), because they want to get a temperature of whether or not they can say certain things around you without getting their mouth gone up in. In conversations, they always shimmy their way into yours when it has nothing to do with them, particularly when you and other black, or non-white, co-workers are talking. Then they hijack the conversation all in the name of trying to look like the expert or authority on everything. <\/p>\n\n\n\n When you challenge or correct them on anything, they get pissy and try to \u201cone-up\u201d you to justify why they\u2019re the authority on the topic. It BOTHERS them when they’re surrounded by not only educated black people, but no-nonsense, on-code black people and my WK1 is no different. Here\u2019s a neat little micro-aggro exchange to illustrate: Depending on when you read this, this incident took place in February, bka, Black History Month. This no-black-friends-having child asks me, \u201cHey, do you know who Jackie Mitchell is?\u201d \u201cNo. But I\u2019m sure you\u2019re going to tell me,\u201d I responded, because that\u2019s what I say to people who can\u2019t take the hint that they need to just stop talking and be quiet for a little while. She then tells me, Mitchell is a female baseball player who struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig(she couldn\u2019t pronounce Gehrig\u2019s last name btw). I say \u201cOh Cool,\u201d dismissively, because I couldn\u2019t give less than a shit if I tried. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Now for the coons in the house who earn their bones and biscuits by caping for white people, here are some quick things about me. I\u2019m a lover of sports. I grew up playing organized, rec-league, with friends and fam, didn\u2019t matter; I was always game for some competition. So for you bones and biscuits out there thinking \u201cMaybe she was trying to relate to you because you like sports and thought that was a cool fact.\u201d Yeah. No, dear. Not when you\u2019re telling me about some WHITE woman, during BLACK HISTORY MONTH. For me that\u2019s suspect at minimum but, as we discussed earlier, WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS KNOW WHAT THEY\u2019RE DOING. So I know what she was doing and WK1 knows what she was doing. She was trying to be micro-aggro about black history month. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Every year, all over the interwebs,a historical black figure is highlighted every single day in February. THIS. ISN\u2019T. NEW. WK1 wasn\u2019t born YESTERDAY. It\u2019s part of the mental game she\u2019s trying to play. I find it interesting that around the time she said this, Google Doodle had recently highlighted Toni Stone. A black woman, who was the first woman in history to play professional baseball as a regular in a men\u2019s major baseball league. SUDDENLY, WK1, an ADMITTED NON-SPORTS FAN, whimsically wants to share this random ass information about some white female baseball player…? Naw fam, you know and I know, WK1 WENT OUT OF HER WAY to find that info about that white woman. Let\u2019s not try to make it be anything else other than what it was.<\/p>\n\n\n\n These are the little mental-gymnastic duality games Karens play. It\u2019s the test. They\u2019re like little kids learning the limits of their parents. How far can they push the envelope? And if we don\u2019t stop them dead in their tracks at this early stage, we will quickly find out they are prepping for the big one. What big one you ask? Well, look out for the next part as we discuss how Karens test how racist they can be in your presence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Our understanding of \u201cthe Karen\u201d is a white woman who weaponizes her whiteness in hopes to intimidate black people into submitting to the \u201call-powerful white supremacy\u201d. The workplace Karen is slightly different, but not by much. She\u2019s not trying to literally murder YOU for disobeying her…just your career. 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Let The Micro-Aggressions Begin<\/h2>\n\n\n\n