Best way to school a bigot is to show them they're bumbling idiots who can't dish out a good comeback. Watch them squirm after you school them, and they can't figure out how to respond. Love it!
I LOVE THIS!!! The wind was taken out of his sail COMPLETELY!!! My wife has been telling me to do the very same thing when confronted with a racist A**HOLE... laughing in his face only pissed him off even more...
They hate when we are unbothered and unfazed. A lot of them will say crap hoping to get a rise out of us to use us as an example. This is why, unless they are attacking us physically or our property, we remain cool and collected. This makes them look like the damn fools that they are.