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When are you getting married?

Answer: As soon as you cut me my 38.2 million dollar check to plan it.(Note: this number is random when I use it) Weddings don't pay for themselves and since you're the only one stressing you must be the one with the money.


When are you having Kids?

Answer: as soon as you cut the 5 million dollar check it costs to raise one. (this number is accurate I think because inflation and whatnot but you can verify that with some research). Kids don't pay for themselves. And since you're so concerned about it, you must be the one with the money to care for it.


Who are you dating?

Answer: His name is Mineja Biness (then pronounce it 'Mind ya business')