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Weirdo Stands Outside Lady’s Apartment to Ask Her Out
Oh lord let me get my pepper spray! @lexodyssey weren‘t you talking about weirdos earlier today?
damn you got her apartment number nigga, write a letter. He look slow though and he keeping his tongue like he a lizard.
What made dude think that posting up outside of that woman's door would make her want him?
None of his G-League friends who do tattoos could've talked him out of doing that creepy shyt?
Also, why didn't dude's dad, uncles, or OG teach breh how to talk to women? Mr. G-League has zero game!
None of his G-League friends who do tattoos could've talked him out of doing that creepy shyt?
Also, why didn't dude's dad, uncles, or OG teach breh how to talk to women? Mr. G-League has zero game!
Sis, I wouldn't even know what to do in a situation like this.
"fuck with me"
I'd hit him with the Prince with my Ogun Juice behind my back.
Girl, he needs his ass beat. I don't know if I would have went to the cops but I would have had someone step to him.
That's the worst part about it, this nigga doesn't know any better.
How is "fuck with me tho" a line that even comes out your mouth? That's a dude with no positive male role model in his life.
If so, the chart for his future course is already mapped. I present Renner and Washington:
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He'll most certainly become some thot's baby stimulus package.
This guy is creepy for sure. No one should be sitting outside someone's home and being all stalker like. It's one thing to say hi and say you like someone, but to go right up to their door and saying all this, is likely going to result in a restraining order or something.
Yes! Why would anyone think this would work? Stuff like this makes me rethink that gun thread we were talking on the other day lol It's one thing to be creepy or too forward in a public setting but at my door? That's too much.
Girl you see I don changed my avatar, I'm ready.
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My number is 911 if you don't get away from my door weirdo.
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And his response would be...I'm calling because this crazy woman shot me. And he deserved it!
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This is sad. Very sad. And cringe AF. I would be willing to bet this guy grew up with no real, thorough men around. The only game he's got is from his sorry azz, stay weeded homies.
It's why I don't blame him. He obviously doesn't know any better. He's one of the type of guys Cynthia G likes to promote as every black man. My guess is its gone viral enough for him to see it and he either realizes it or some brotha (and it has to be a brotha with some wherewithal) schools him.
It's why I don't blame him. He obviously doesn't know any better. He's one of the type of guys Cynthia G likes to promote as every black man. My guess is its gone viral enough for him to see it and he either realizes it or some brotha (and it has to be a brotha with some wherewithal) schools him.
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Maybe I need to apologize to dude, because apparently this works.
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