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I'm sure she and Joe got tired of each other a long time ago:


"Joe, did you just c*m in my mouth?"


"Well, it ain't tapioca pudding." [Looks down at his navel] "actually.....it is tapioca pudding. I f***ed a Bavarian glazed donut earlier today after breakfast."


"Joe, why would you f**k a donut? You couldn't wait for me to get back from the store?"


"I'm the president of the united state, baby. I can f**k whatever I want. Now pull up my pants and call the secret service. I got a hankering for an ice cream cone."