12%

I know I'd make some crazy changes if I were in the White House. I know my numbers would be higher than this

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Geckos are unique among lizards for their vocalizations, which differ from species to species. Most geckos in the family Gekkonidae use chirping or clicking sounds in their social interactions. Tokay geckos (Gekko gecko) are known for their loud mating calls, and some other species are capable of making hissing noises when alarmed or threatened. They are the most species-rich group of lizards, with about 1,500 different species worldwide.[2] The New Latin gekko and English "gecko" stem from the Indonesian-Malay gēkoq, which is imitative of sounds that some species make.[3]

All geckos except species in the family Eublepharidae lack eyelids; instead, the outer surface of the eyeball has a transparent membrane, the cornea. They have a fixed lens within each iris that enlarges in darkness to let in more light.

So, How Do You Deal With "The Question"

I actually know the person and they are usually nice


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150 Best Dad Jokes That Are So Bad And So Funny!​

  • Kelsey Pelzer
    Kelsey Pelzer
    4 months ago

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It takes a certain kind of humor to truly appreciate a good, solid dad joke in 2021. And by good, we obviously mean bad. Ridiculously bad. So bad that people are left shaking their heads. So bad that if any semblance of chuckling follows, it’s the awkward kind of laughter. The kind where bystanders, all at the same time, are making eye contact and looking for an exit. That’s how you know it’s a great dad joke. Fortunately, for those who appreciate such uncomfortable guilty pleasures in life, we have 150 of the best funny dad jokes to share with you!
If you are the type of jokester who is known to nudge your pal in the ribs after making a quip, while asking, “Do you get it?”—you’re for sure in the right place! Dad jokes aren’t just for the extroverted, unconcerned fathers of the world. Instead, they’re for anyone who enjoys cringeworthy moments followed by someone in our lives begging for us to shut our mouths, because we’re “oh my gosh, so embarrassing.” Wear it with pride, fellow cornballs! We lost the right to be referred to as cool long, long ago. So sit back, but not too far, and enjoy reading (and obviously laughing) along to these 150 best dad jokes!
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Best Dad Jokes​

  • Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
  • What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
  • What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
  • Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
  • How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
  • Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
  • What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
  • What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.
  • What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
  • My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…

Banned For Life

If you are 14 or younger, you have been banned for life from smoking in New Zealand.
Can you imagine if they did that here?
I'm not a smoker or a drinker so I don't have a dog in this fight.

Blah, blah, blah read the article mumble rap fans.

R. I. P. Slim 400

Dang!, I fell asleep after I ate my dinner (nap) and woke up to seeing a tweet about this young cat.
Man I liked his style, he was just shot not too long ago! I wish these brothas that rap get their street side of the game cleaned up. So they can live to enjoy their reward from making their music.

Are There Any Movie Soundtracks That Come to Mind That Still Hit?

NOTE: Wasn't sure if this should go here or in the movie forum. Since the main point is about soundtracks, I put it here first. If it should have gone in the Movie forum, then I apologize in advance for miss-categorizing.

Even though in general no one thinks of or watches a movie because of the music, I remember back in the day, how it felt like the success of a movie included the success of its soundtrack also. Now, the soundtrack seems like an afterthought anymore.

The Soul Food soundtrack from the late 90s and the Brown Sugar soundtrack from the early 2000s were always two soundtracks that, to me, brought their respective films to life through the speakers.

Are there any soundtracks like these that come to mind for you guys?

Reality Winner's Interview

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Reality Leigh Winner is an American former intelligence specialist. In 2018 she was given the longest sentence ever imposed for unauthorized release of government information to the media for leaking an intelligence report about Russian interference in the 2016 United States elections

$301 Billion Awarded

Keep the cash and leave my loved one alone




Muhtasari​

  1. Nusu ya waliyoambukizwa Omicron wanatokea barani Afrika-WHO
  2. Somalia inajiandaa kwa wanajeshi wa AU kuondoka
  3. Boris na Carrie Johnson watangaza kuzaliwa kwa mtoto wao wa kike
  4. Wanajeshi wa Uganda wahukumiwa kifungo kwa kuwaua waandamanaji
  5. Mwimbaji maarufu wa muziki wa pop nchini Kenya ajitokeza kama mpenzi wa jinsia moja
  6. Burudani mbalimbali katika maadhimisho ya sherehe za uhuru Tanzania
  7. Umoja wa Mataifa yalaani mauaji ya walinda amani wa Togo nchini Mali
  8. Polisi yalaani vikali video ya maafisa wapya inayoenea mtandaoni
  9. Vita vya Ethiopia: UN yasitisha kutoa msaada wa chakula katika miji miwili
  10. Maadhimisho ya miaka 60 ya uhuru wa Tanzania bara
  11. Tanzania yasheherekea miaka 60 ya uhuru
  12. Pele alazwa hospitalini kwa mara nyingine
  13. Rais wa Burkina Faso avunja serikali
  14. Marekani yaiweka Tanzania katika orodha ya nchi hatari kusafiri

WARNING ⚠ Extremely graphic (shoot out caught on camera)

This hits home for me, (for reasons I don't wish to discuss)
But yea this is some real shooter ish, the way they didn't leave until the job was done. Either cartel or professionals.

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Letitia James ends bid for N.Y. governor as Trump probe ramps up

New York Attorney General Letitia James announced Thursday that she is suspending her campaign for governor and will run for reelection as attorney general. James led the investigation into former Governor Andrew Cuomo, and has been investigating the Trump Organization.
Looks like she's Lazer focused. I hope she can bring some justice to these savages.

Kanye and Drake Larry Hoover benefit concert

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I'm checking this out for fuckery purposes. This might be the most bizzarre thing I've seen all year, and that's saying quite a bit.

There are plenty of discussions to be drawn from here, like the Drake/Ye dynamic, or is this actually necessary, or why the hell am I watching this tonight, but I want to hear your takes.

Did you catch USA Today Reparations talk?

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I thought the wording here was a pretty sick joke.

It's such misdirection. It should read more like: "Should justice exist in America despite that meaning FBA's receive Reparations?"

Then "SOCIAL justice?" That inherently includes economic justice, but they like to keep us thinking about economics and "identity politics" separately as if they are not inextricably intertwined.

I suppose I did not expect too much from the conversation (it was hosted by USA Today) but it was actually better than I thought (don't read too much into that, it was still pretty horrible in my opinion).


Do you see Reparations to FBA as a justice for us issue or a justices for all issue?

Body positivity when it comes to severely overweight and obese

I'm happy if you're happy with your body, but I'm not going to sugarcoat it and say someone is healthy when they are not. Body positivity for those suffering from obesity for example, is not good, or safe. Love your body at any weight, but also love yourself by losing that weight as well, so you can live a much longer and happier life. I've been overweight a lot in my life and it's not fun, but I also don't fret about it. It's when I am too heavy is when I should be concerned.

Eat healthy, workout often and things will be good. But I don't agree with body positivity if it instead promotes it as being okay to be obese. It's a life threatening thing, that should be sorted as soon as possible.

Do you even bother with most mainstream news channels/sites?

Where do you guys usually get your news? I mostly get news from whatever I follow on facebook and twitter. But I rarely check those out these days anymore. What channels and news sites would you guys recommend checking out? Mainstream news channels don't show all the news out there, only what they think would be best to talk about.

I used to watch the basic cable news networks, like cnn and fox. I didn't really affiliate with either of them like some people seem to do. Like it seems that cnn is for liberals and democrats and fox news is republicans. But I don't really care about that, I just want to hear about the damn news without their opinions and thoughts. It's a lot worse on social media, because everyone has to comment. And it never goes well. But, I often have a good laugh at what people are saying in the comments.

Would you divorce her too?

I saw something on instagram, but can't find the link. It was basically a subreddit thread in AITA (Am I The Asshole?) where a man explains that he and his wife didn't want to have kids, he even had a vasectomy and still wore condoms during sex. They even discussed having an abortion if it happened, or possibly adopting the child out. And she said she was on birth control, that is until, surprise, a new kid was on the way. She stopped taking birth control. He wasn't sure how it happened, especially with the vasectomy. He thought she cheated. So he had various paternity tests done, and it turned out to be 100% his child. The vasectomy didn't work. She ended up wanting to keep the child, while he had no interest at all in raising a kid as they previously discussed. She wouldn't even allow adoption. So, they end up getting divorced and now he will be responsible to pay child support since he has no intentions of being in his kids life.

I would divorce her too. If someone doesn't want to have kids, you kinda have to honor that decision or leave them. Because if it's a deal breaker, you can't just force a kid on someone either. They agreed to having no kids and she changed her mind. He was still intending on not having kids. But, he is partly to blame for not making sure his vasectomy was successful. I guess they have to go to the doctors 3 months and a few more after to make sure the surgery was successful.

What's your view on this? I imagine most of ya wouldn't be very happy. This guy just doesn't seem to be for kids. But I can see some people changing their mind once they hold their child in their arms. I'd still divorce her, because she still broke my trust, but I'd take an active role in my child's life still.

Why Are You Gay?

I don't even know if this should get the Sports tag, so...

This video doesn't need a whole book to explain what it is, even the mumble rapper fans can understand it, so...

I could drone on and on about the complexities of working with the lower level functions of system calls using GObject or using the kernel C libraries but which one is better and will save me at least 1k in memory usage...?

Doesn't matter, here's the video


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I Ran My Mama Over

WTF?
Who inspires this? How can an "artist" think this and pick up the pen and think, "Yeah, this is that real storytelling."

I mentioned earlier that I like songs instead of the artist because each song is motivated by something else.

Once I get past the worn excuse that, "I'm just rapping about where I came from.", what else does that artist offer? I'll give a pass to that one radio friendly song in order to get the rest of the album heard. What's left. Look at my clothes, look at the heauxs, my ride is clean, I make tons of money. Anything else?


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YouTube Is Dying

Well, this is a walkthrough on how YT is dying.

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package main

import (
"github.com/mattn/go-gtk/gdkpixbuf"
"github.com/mattn/go-gtk/glib"
"github.com/mattn/go-gtk/gtk"
"os"
"os/exec"
"path"
"regexp"
"sort"
"strings"
)

func uniq(strings []string) (ret []string) {
return
}

func authors() []string {
if b, err := exec.Command("git", "log").Output(); err == nil {
lines := strings.Split(string(b), "\n")

var a []string
r := regexp.MustCompile(`^Author:\s*([^ <]+).*$`)
for _, e := range lines {
ms := r.FindStringSubmatch(e)
if ms == nil {
continue
}
a = append(a, ms[1])
}
sort.Strings(a)
var p string
lines = []string{}
for _, e := range a {
if p == e {
continue
}
lines = append(lines, e)
p = e
}
return lines
}
return []string{"Yasuhiro Matsumoto "<Duke >"}
}

func main() {
var menuitem *gtk.MenuItem
gtk.Init(nil)
window := gtk.NewWindow(gtk.WINDOW_TOPLEVEL)
window.SetPosition(gtk.WIN_POS_CENTER)
window.SetTitle("GTK Go!")
window.SetIconName("gtk-dialog-info")
window.Connect("destroy", func(ctx *glib.CallbackContext) {
println("got destroy!", ctx.Data().(string))
gtk.MainQuit()
}, "foo")

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkVBox
//--------------------------------------------------------
vbox := gtk.NewVBox(false, 1)

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkMenuBar
//--------------------------------------------------------
menubar := gtk.NewMenuBar()
vbox.PackStart(menubar, false, false, 0)

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkVPaned
//--------------------------------------------------------
vpaned := gtk.NewVPaned()
vbox.Add(vpaned)

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkFrame
//--------------------------------------------------------
frame1 := gtk.NewFrame("Demo")
framebox1 := gtk.NewVBox(false, 1)
frame1.Add(framebox1)

frame2 := gtk.NewFrame("Demo")
framebox2 := gtk.NewVBox(false, 1)
frame2.Add(framebox2)

vpaned.Pack1(frame1, false, false)
vpaned.Pack2(frame2, false, false)

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkImage
//--------------------------------------------------------
dir, _ := path.Split(os.Args[0])
imagefile := path.Join(dir, "../../data/go-gtk-logo.png")

label := gtk.NewLabel("Go Binding for GTK")
label.ModifyFontEasy("DejaVu Serif 15")
framebox1.PackStart(label, false, true, 0)

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkEntry
//--------------------------------------------------------
entry := gtk.NewEntry()
entry.SetText("Hello world")
framebox1.Add(entry)

image := gtk.NewImageFromFile(imagefile)
framebox1.Add(image)

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkScale
//--------------------------------------------------------
scale := gtk.NewHScaleWithRange(0, 100, 1)
scale.Connect("value-changed", func() {
println("scale:", int(scale.GetValue()))
})
framebox2.Add(scale)

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkHBox
//--------------------------------------------------------
buttons := gtk.NewHBox(false, 1)

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkButton
//--------------------------------------------------------
button := gtk.NewButtonWithLabel("Button with label")
button.Clicked(func() {
println("button clicked:", button.GetLabel())
messagedialog := gtk.NewMessageDialog(
button.GetTopLevelAsWindow(),
gtk.DIALOG_MODAL,
gtk.MESSAGE_INFO,
gtk.BUTTONS_OK,
entry.GetText())
messagedialog.Response(func() {
println("Dialog OK!")

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkFileChooserDialog
//--------------------------------------------------------
filechooserdialog := gtk.NewFileChooserDialog(
"Choose File...",
button.GetTopLevelAsWindow(),
gtk.FILE_CHOOSER_ACTION_OPEN,
gtk.STOCK_OK,
gtk.RESPONSE_ACCEPT)
filter := gtk.NewFileFilter()
filter.AddPattern("*.go")
filechooserdialog.AddFilter(filter)
filechooserdialog.Response(func() {
println(filechooserdialog.GetFilename())
filechooserdialog.Destroy()
})
filechooserdialog.Run()
messagedialog.Destroy()
})
messagedialog.Run()
})
buttons.Add(button)

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkFontButton
//--------------------------------------------------------
fontbutton := gtk.NewFontButton()
fontbutton.Connect("font-set", func() {
println("title:", fontbutton.GetTitle())
println("fontname:", fontbutton.GetFontName())
println("use_size:", fontbutton.GetUseSize())
println("show_size:", fontbutton.GetShowSize())
})
buttons.Add(fontbutton)
framebox2.PackStart(buttons, false, false, 0)

buttons = gtk.NewHBox(false, 1)

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkToggleButton
//--------------------------------------------------------
togglebutton := gtk.NewToggleButtonWithLabel("ToggleButton with label")
togglebutton.Connect("toggled", func() {
if togglebutton.GetActive() {
togglebutton.SetLabel("ToggleButton ON!")
} else {
togglebutton.SetLabel("ToggleButton OFF!")
}
})
buttons.Add(togglebutton)

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkCheckButton
//--------------------------------------------------------
checkbutton := gtk.NewCheckButtonWithLabel("CheckButton with label")
checkbutton.Connect("toggled", func() {
if checkbutton.GetActive() {
checkbutton.SetLabel("CheckButton CHECKED!")
} else {
checkbutton.SetLabel("CheckButton UNCHECKED!")
}
})
buttons.Add(checkbutton)

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkRadioButton
//--------------------------------------------------------
buttonbox := gtk.NewVBox(false, 1)
radiofirst := gtk.NewRadioButtonWithLabel(nil, "Radio1")
buttonbox.Add(radiofirst)
buttonbox.Add(gtk.NewRadioButtonWithLabel(radiofirst.GetGroup(), "Radio2"))
buttonbox.Add(gtk.NewRadioButtonWithLabel(radiofirst.GetGroup(), "Radio3"))
buttons.Add(buttonbox)
//radiobutton.SetMode(false);
radiofirst.SetActive(true)

framebox2.PackStart(buttons, false, false, 0)

//--------------------------------------------------------
// GtkVSeparator
//--------------------------------------------------------
vsep := gtk.NewVSeparator()
framebox2.PackStart(vsep, false, false, 0)

JALEN ROSE FILES FOR DIVORCE FROM MOLLY QERIM

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One of sports TV's power couples has broken up -- ex-NBA player Jalen Rose filed for divorce from ESPN host Molly Qerim, TMZ Sports has learned.

Court records show Rose filed docs earlier this year ... kickstarting the process to end their 2 and a half year marriage.

Sources tell us the breakup was amicable and both sides remain cordial.

Rose first went public with the "First Take" host in June 2016 ... and they tied the knot at a lowkey NYC ceremony in July 2018.


Don’t forget this stupid tramped played the “you big brute“ card on Lavar Ball. I’m glad he’s moving on.

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